imaginelarrys:

stylinsmut:

im a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu 

i love you

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

indoxyl:

i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job 

croutoncat:

i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now

googlehomie:

ahh school… *inhales deeply* the sweet smell of a flawed education system and high stress levels

shhuhmknee:

This is so cute.. you might know Taylor and his girlfriend, Danielle from an inspiring series of photos titled “A love story in 22 pictures”  Taylor had four limbs amputated after a bomb blast while serving in Afghanistan, but never lost his energetic spirit and love of life.

Honor those who risk life & limb for our freedom!  Get his shirt and
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ohmypheels:

everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should

just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this.

now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been deleted because somebody ‘wanted your url’

how sad would that be

actionfighter:

no phone don’t autocorrect my i’s to capitals i need to look cool & casual for the internet

most-adorbs-couples:

Don’t you dare try to find somebody new, sit down and get over the person who did you wrong or the person you did wrong before someone catches feelings for you and you do them wrong

celebrate-the-magic:

The creators of The Annoying Orange are being sued. 

shutupmerlin:

My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat and made them watch it burn, so none of them could play cricket anymore. She was 11.   

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

okay but

this is quality humor right here

subtweet:

more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”